(Source: lorec-103, via heydoodlehey)

marianmaidenrose:

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au

(via makeitaduet)

rumblefishx:

I live by the beach and this little guy just popped by for a visit 

EXCUSE ME

(Source: ryulongd, via dayrnan)

cannamagazine:

Super human strength.

(Source: fuckmavie, via the-stoner-sage)

smoke-thc-drop-lsd:

dope donut perc

(via the-stoner-sage)

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via saracenrue)

howunpleasant:

when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five

(Source: howunpleasant-moved, via dayrnan)

(Source: kifflom-brother, via dayrnan)

yigers:

animedads:

check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

this dog rocks

(Source: rckrbelle, via dayrnan)

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

image

(via saracenrue)